Here is a fun conversation with the Mayor of Tweaker Alley. Earlier today the Mayor’s Office offered to go to the ‘flower shop’ for me.
SFX: Cell phone rings;
THEJoeMoran: Hello?
Mayor of Tweaker Alley: What up, Joe? It’s the Mayor.
TJM: Oh, hey Mr. Mayor. How ya doin?
MTA: I’m headed to the ‘flower shop’ today and was wonderin’ if you needed anything.
TJM: Wow, that’s really nice of you to call, but I’m good. Besides, I usually get my flowers from Albertson’s, or Trader Joe’s, Ralph’s. I’m good.
MTA: I’m not talkin’ bout those kinda of flowers. This place has some real nice plants. You can’t get plants like these anywhere else.
TJM: Must be some nice plants. You should buy some.
MTA: Man if it were up to me I would buy a couple of plants and split them up and sell them in pieces for $20 each.
TJM: It’s not up to you? Anyways, you should totally do that. You could turn a profit and maybe fix those teeth.
MTA: Well, I can’t really. I mean I could, but I already have 2 strikes on me. If got caught it would be my 3rd strike and I’d go to prison for life, baby.
TJM: Those aren’t the kinda flowers I need.
